where the fuck is hurley

a good pal’s guide to the most chaotic year on record

& where

february15
through
march 14

avondale

1715 glendale st
jacksonville fl
32250

march 15
through
march 23

spring break

doing whatever the fuck I want*
wherever the fuck I want to do it**

*reading a book by a pool
**prob miami

march 23
through
april 30

murray hill

928 talbot ave
jacksonville fl
32250

throughout april:
photo booth writer’s residency

may 1
through
june 13

june 13
through
june 30ish

july &
august

hurley’s housing search

here’s what I’m looking for!

house or apartment?
house

rent or buy?
rent

bedrooms & bathrooms?
2 or 3 bedrooms
1.5 or 2 bathrooms

location?
searching in a few specific areas:
- avondale (within walking distance of steady coffee & boone park)
- murray hill (the closer to edgewood, the better)
- riverside (within walking distance of a coffee shop)
- not interested in san marco, springfield, or the beaches

when are you moving in?
july or august!

how you can help

heard about a great spot that’ll be available to rent soon?
please text me or have the owner reach out to me directly
904.304.2738

know someone who wants to buy a historic home in neptune beach?
see above! the specs:
- 2,040 square feet
- 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms
- detached garage
- corner lot
- two blocks from the ocean (2nd & myrtle)
we’d be happy to give a tour prior to listing

got stuff you’re getting rid of?
let me know! among other things, I will be on the lookout for:
- sectional sofa
- bed frame & mattress
- tv & cabinet

want to just generally help me out?
some solid moves
- tell the writers in your life about my editing services & one-on-one consults
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